I've got a serious case of "writer's block"
You can help me by giving me:
1. A setting. (You know, where, when, why.)
2. A character/some characters/a pairing. (Preferably Naruto, but others may work too.)
3. A DEADLINE. (This is the most important part! Believe it! *Shot*)
Crack pairings encouraged. NO SASUNARU. NaruSasu is awesome, though. :3

In the meantime, a poem:

Everyday is so wonderful

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I've got
This story is about... love
Hello my dear friends!
White man came, across the sea
Graffiti decorations under a sky of dust
So clap, so clap, so clap, so clap
'Cause it's all in my head
In this world you tried
I was sitting by the phone
My gift is my song
This was never the way I planned
Are you going to Scarborough fair?
All is white
Here's a little song I wrote
When you try your best but you don't succeed
As soon as you're born they make you feel small
Folks!
I am the wilderness locked in a cage
You can dance!
Her name is Noelle


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Write a poem by putting your iTunes/mp3 player/whatever you listen to music on on shuffle and writing down the first line from the first 20 songs that pop up. Use the first line from the 21st song as a title.

Skipped some Swedish and Japanese songs.
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HAN ÄR VÅLDTÄKTSMAN!